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What if one of the Winchester brothers was dusted in The Snap. How fast would Thanos be destroyed?

It just occured to me: the Lan Clan ALWAYS wear their forehead ribbons, right? All day and (debatably) all night.

So you know what happens when it’s sunny and you wear a t-shirt or a swimsuit and not enough sunscreen? Tan lines.

Lan Clan forehead ribbon tan lines.

You know that moment you apply for something and wait excitedly for a response? Well, normally I try not to get excited about that sort of thing. It hurts worde if I get rejected when I allow myself to get excited in the first place.

I made the mistake of getting excited. I got rejected.

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RESTART 🔁

for a groundhog day au prompt centering around mustang and hughes in the snipers discord server

Lord, that thing hurt me. I couldn’t stop reading it, but it hurt so bad. I swear I almost cried several times.

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Now that it’s 2021 that means anything that came out in 2001 will be 20 years old so here’s a bunch of movies that will be 20 this year

Merry Christmas. A bomb just wxploded in downtown Nashville injuring 3 people. Thanks for that present 2020.

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

Remember back when fanfiction.net didn’t have ads? At all? None?

…yeah. Good times. Before the Purge.